High School Musical - What I’ve Been Looking For

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iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
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…i’m listening.

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Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.
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Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?
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this is my favorite thing that i’ve ever seen in a teen magazine

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