breezyashell asked: you talk about white people like you are black then you criticize a white person saying he is acting like a black person? haha you phony (and im a black guy)

h0odrich:

LMAOOOOO YOU FAKE ASS BITCH IM DYIIING YOU THOUGHT YOU HIT ANON 

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

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urtube:

ottercake:

urtube:

420 was 420 years ago 

Just let that sink in

Umm isn’t that 1594? I’m confused.

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in

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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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srslywhocares:

shoulda legalised it in 1939 eh

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therealbenyonce:

me neither 

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myfirstpubichair:

parent: WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE WEED IN THIS ROOM

me: image

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