High School Musical - What I’ve Been Looking For
I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
I just like this pho-
The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
—A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via 33113
Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.
— Aziz Ansari (via mrgolightly
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
That'll be $4.03
I only have $4...
That's ok, I have the three cents
what are we?
this is my favorite thing that i’ve ever seen in a teen magazine